This post is being sponsored by AdamandEve.com and they’ve offered us a coupon code for the Bitchery!
Here is the most important information:
AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
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Valentine’s Day is creeping up and I think it’s the perfect excuse to practice self-love. I am focusing on solo-play, but I don’t see why you can’t use any of these with an enthusiastic partner!
This post is extremely NSFW! You have been warned!
Clit-Tastic Erotic Vibrating Tongue –
$49.99 $25.00 with SMART coupon!
It looks like a flower! How seasonally appropriate! There’s no insertion necessary for this one and when it comes to recommending toys for those who are new to the experience, I find that these are less “scary” for newbies. This one is rechargeable with 10 vibration settings.
The Swan –
$79.99 $40.00 with SMART coupon!
This one is for all of your DP needs, especially if you prefer to do things in the shower because this baby is waterproof. One charge is good for about an hour of playtime and it has 10 vibration speeds and patterns. Please note that you want to use water-based lubricants for silicone toys.
Shroomie Mini Wand –
$59.99 $30.00 with SMART coupon!
This one is for all of my pals who are often motivated to purchase things just based on aesthetics. Because how cute is this?! I’m honestly tempted to grab this for myself. This one is a mini wand, given its smaller and more discreet size (despite it looking like a mushroom) and extensive vibration selection.
Maia Hunni Sucking and Licking Rabbit Vibrator –
$59.99 $30.00 with SMART Coupon
The makers of the cute Shroomie above also make this rabbit-shaped vibrator. (Note: this is not a rabbit-style vibrator, which I personally find to be useless.) The stimulation for this one comes from suction and as someone who has purchased a suction toy in the last few years, I am now an evangelist for these kinds of toys. The ears also have flicking and vibrating functions.
Unihorn Wild Spirit Mini Unicorn Vibrator –
$49.99 $25.00 with SMART coupon!
When I initially saw this, I thought, “You’re telling me this is a ding dang sex toy?!” Look at it! It’s a cute, little unicorn! Only the tongue part provides the stimulation, but there are other color options in pink and blue that provide different sensations.
Sweetheart Swirl Glass Dildo –
$29.99 $15.00 with SMART coupon!
A great option if you want more of a “no fuss, no muss” experience as these are typically easy to clean, no charging necessary, and no needing to cycle through a dozen patterns to find one you want. Whenever I feature a glass toy, I always mention temperature play. You can also use either end: one is swirled and textured and the other is smooth.
Thank you to Adam and Eve for the coupon, and for sponsoring this post!
Don’t forget – AdamandEve.com is offering Smart Bitches readers 50% off a single item plus free standard shipping in the US and Canada with code SMART. Please note: certain exclusions apply, but the coupon covers most of the store.
When it comes to your bedroom gadgets, do you shop with your eyes first and deal with the features later? Or are you a thorough researcher? Wishing you all a love-filled Valentine’s Day; celebrate yourselves!